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Unread 01-26-2010, 10:23 PM   #459
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Wigmund INVENTED reputation, you know! Wigmund INVENTED reputation, you know! Wigmund INVENTED reputation, you know! Wigmund INVENTED reputation, you know! Wigmund INVENTED reputation, you know! Wigmund INVENTED reputation, you know! Wigmund INVENTED reputation, you know! Wigmund INVENTED reputation, you know!
Default Deep within the bowels of Workgill....

A dark plot has been unveiled...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I've killed the foul thief who stole what was rightfully mine! Lord, I used my dark arts to trick the fool into dropping himself - himself I tell you - into the underground river in which he was set upon by the undead hordes residing there...
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Lord, It was pleasurable to watch him realize that death was coming and there was little he could do about it, watching that miserable conceit known as hope fade from his eyes was so gratifying my Lord, I despair in the knowledge that you were not there personally to watch the latest sacrifice to your glory.

Now I shall retrieve what should have been mine from the beginning and with which I shall have power granted by you my Lord to twist and warp the minds and souls of all in this miserable heap of filth they call the newest Mountainhome...how I wish I could unleash more of those megabeasts upon the denizens here...but those beasts are hard to come by even with the powers you have granted me my Lord.

Do not think I have forsaken you my Lord, I have used the arts granted to trick the goblins into making regular attacks upon this worthless tomb, and I have finally worked it so that the miserable fools here have started to anger the elves. What delicious carnage shall be unleashed when those nature-loving purists come for revenge now that their kindred molder at the bottom of a moat. How I thirst for the blood as I imagine you do as well my Lord...

Wait, my Lord...something is wrong! Something is wrong! SOMETHING IS WRONG!!

THE BOOK!!! WHERE IS MY BOOK!!!

Wait...the mayor was carrying something when he fell into those dark waters...
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SSSSSSHHHHHHHRRRRRRREEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIKKKKKKKKKK!!!! !!!!!!!!
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THAT MISERABLE WRETCH!!! HE TOOK IT WITH HIM!!! DAMN HIM!!! DAMN HIM DAMN HIM DAMN HIM!!!!
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