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DFM · 02-01-2010, 05:21 AM

Also I would like to say that renegade options for settling crew disputes on the Normandy are great. Shepard literally walks in on people arguing, yells "Both of you shut THE FUCK UP RIGHT NOW." and leaves and they're like "Shit I guess we'd better shut up."

Tali so has a girl crush on me, too. She's always way grateful and nervous around me I half think she's going to go human and bi.

And Garrus is a mover and a shaker in the bedroom.

"If you were a Turian, I'd compliment your fringe and your waist. So your... hair, is nice. And your waist looks... supportive."

"Look on the bright side, Shepard. Even if this ends up being the saddest, most awkward attempt at interspecies intercourse in galactic history, we can always bump up the suicide mission."

Edit: Seriously though he's pretty sweet.

02-01-2010, 05:21 AM	#8
DFM Om Nom Nom Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 3,850	Also I would like to say that renegade options for settling crew disputes on the Normandy are great. Shepard literally walks in on people arguing, yells "Both of you shut THE FUCK UP RIGHT NOW." and leaves and they're like "Shit I guess we'd better shut up." Tali so has a girl crush on me, too. She's always way grateful and nervous around me I half think she's going to go human and bi. And Garrus is a mover and a shaker in the bedroom. "If you were a Turian, I'd compliment your fringe and your waist. So your... hair, is nice. And your waist looks... supportive." "Look on the bright side, Shepard. Even if this ends up being the saddest, most awkward attempt at interspecies intercourse in galactic history, we can always bump up the suicide mission." Edit: Seriously though he's pretty sweet. __________________ [14:26] ManoftheRus: YOU GODDAMN SNEAKY DEE Last edited by DFM; 02-01-2010 at 05:36 AM.