"Hadoyastopthis?!"
http://www.nuklearpower.com/2006/01/...ltimate-power/
Alternatively,
"I am an enlightened warrior. It's only natural that I, Red Mage, a fractactical GENIUS, would be granted the ability to use abilities I don't actually have!"
http://www.nuklearpower.com/2006/01/...5-glitter-boy/