I meant to update yesterday morning, but I'm pretty darn sick right now. I only woke up at 9 PM (and about 35 minutes) last night, worked on this, typed everything up, and BAM. My laptop froze. At that point, I decided "fuck it," and went to sleep. But I've just had my coffee now, and I'm feeling
great! slightly worse than I did yesterday. Anyway, there is a good deal of offscreen leveling up in this one. As far as I'm concerned, the only thing more tedious than leveling up at the start of the game is watching someone else level up.
Chapter Five: Holy crap some progress?

I should probably train for a bit. I can't only rely on Leatherhed and Balboa, now can I? Time to go level up, I guess.

Yeah, like that.



Doo-doo-doo, doo-doo doo-doo-doo doo-doo!

Wait, it's night again?

In fact, it's 10 o'clock and 11 minutes, according to my Pocket Monster Gear.
Right, back to training.

Well that was fast.


Doo-doo-doo, doo-doo doo-doo-doo doo-doo!

He is simply furious I tell you. Furious.

Quick heal...

Quick level...

And now it's time to leave this mewforsaken city.

Oh dear.

Um... no?

Bugger.

That is still really goddamn creepy. :gonk:

Wait, where are
my eyes? :gonk: Oh. There they are.

Kittan, ruin his shit.

Giga... Beedrill.... BREAK(er)!

:J

And again...

Yeah, he just shot a drill out of his forehead.

That shit just went down.

That's because you never fought Kittan BEE-fore.


I guess it would be if you
suck.


It'd be hard for you to get worse.

Don't be like Youngster Mikey?

Why not? Token did! Although, Token is a complete sack of crap...


Tell that to the Orre region.

All I want to do is get to Violet City. Is that so wrong?


Looks like this
owl can't get up. What a surprise. Maybe if I play some
unfitting music... Nope, still down.

"I just play one on TV."


So what happens if I meet a trainer with Asperger's?

Kittan is too awesome for this route.

Why does everyone keep doing that?


You couldn't have been looking for Pokemon. You weren't even in the grass!

Dammit.

"Say hello to my little friend!"

You did that just because you know I want a Caterpie didn't you. You've been reading my
Twitter!

Reap the whirlwind!


Ha-HA! What now?
...Crap, I'm turning into everyone else!

Hate you.


Yeah, you DON't stand a chance.


You should buy some more then.

I just said that. :shifty:

"Dark Cave?" How descriptive! Is it by "Grassy Meadow?"


Dude. I'm sure Bulbapedia has a map of it. Who needs light when you have the internet?

Doo-doo-doo-doo! Now to check out that cave. It can't be that dar-

Holy crap. It's so dark that even though it's night time, the route outside is glowing like the sun! Bulbapedia didn't warn me about this!

"Hnuurg..."
That's not funny! My idol died that- HNNNNNG!


Dude. I've been on my feet non stop since 10 hours and 22 minutes Saturday morning. It is now apparently Tuesday night. Suck it up.

I could push you into the water. That'd wake you up.


Wait, you mean you aren't a talking Snorlax?

Wild SNORLAX used Rest! Wild SNORLAX regained health!
ASSHAT used RUN!
Got away safely!

Doo-doo-doo-doo!

Doo-doo-doo-doo!

Doo-doo-doo-dammit!


Fine, but if you send out a Caterpie I'll probably cry.

"Fighty time, fighty time, blood, blood,
blood!"

So hey. Screw you.

:stressed:

You totally deserved that.

So you've decided to stop being a douche? Thanks.

I've still gotta kick your ass though.

FFFFFFFFFF

UUUUUUUUUU

CCCCCCCCCC

KKKKKKKKKK you with a goddamn Rayquaza! :stressed:




Hey, that was almost useful advice!

Why thank you.

Sure. Does this mean we have to be facebook friends?

Awesome. I'll break your Caterpie some more.

Friend, GET.

Argh.

blah blah blah. sunglasses. rat joke.


Really? I might have to go back there sometime.


Take on who now?

Oh.


I just came in from Cherrygrove's side. How could I have visited the tower?


Are you trying to guilt trip me into calling a parent I don't remember? Yeah, that'll work. I'm going to the Pokemon Center now.

Clearly this must be karma. :shifty:

22 of them, in fact.

That... that's great Joey.

I wish you wouldn't call me everyday.


I'm sure you did.

Yeah, I think so.

I hope not.

Is it still night? Shocking. Thanks for the heal.



That's horrible I guess. Old news though.


You're lucky, y'know that? You're probably talking to the only kid in this goddamn region with amnesia.


Why do people just stand around and dispense information that everyone (except me) should already know?


Crackas better respect. :shifty:

Really? Cause I don't have any badges, and my Pokemon still do what I say.Badges?
We don't need no stinkin' badges!

Violet City...


I ain't afraid of no ghosts!


Really? That could be useful...
So! Decision time! Should I go to Sprout Tower first and try to
bust catch a ghost, or should I go to the gym and get my first badge? Since I'm too sick to do anything else today, I'll probably do whichever one gets the most votes and have that up in a few hours.