[A Zarkin' Frood]

There's only one thing worse than self-righteous prudes that claim holier-than-thou attitudes over drunkposting: People who take things too seriously yet don't contact the authorities when someone, in a fit of rage, threatens to kill someone just because he's drunk. In retrospect my death threat sucked ('cause it's not funny, not even as a joke, quite unlike rap(Oh, you didn't think I was going THERE, did you?)), that's why I changed it to a declaration of love a few hours ago. Basically, unless you want to get sexed up by me don't drink and post.

Note: Please, don't take this too seriously, I mean no offense.