>Bounce around insanely
You don't bounce very well because of your low VISCOSITY, but it is still fun.
You feel VERY HAPPY.
>Green is cliche! Evolve some creativity.
You are now PINK.
You feel PRETTY.
Your mood has improved to JOYFUL.
>What's the shiny yellow thing? Examine the shiny yellow thing.
You carefully examine the SHINY YELLOW THING.
You do not like the SHINY YELLOW THING.
>Absorb the mushrooms.
You engulf and digest the MUSHROOMS.
You have grown larger!
>Jump into the pit!
It's very deep. Are you sure you want to do that?
>Ride the shiny yellow thing like a mechanical bull.
You still do not like the SHINY YELLOW THING.