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Originally Posted by Funka Genocide
I once fell asleep on a couch in the waiting room of a japanese brothel. I was subsequently awakened by some guy who I assume was a low level yakuza enforcer, after which I used the bathroom without asking, left and promptly threw up on their entrance mat.
Is that the kind of youthful foolishness we're after here, or did you want to hear about my experiments with salmon and mauve in oxford shirts?
Also, one more reference to leather or public nudity in this thread and I'm going to have to slap an NC-17 label on it.
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No, that counts, it's just that I've yet to have that kind of foible. Okay, well, I can tell you that much like alcohol and baking, alcohol and metal darts do not mix, although that one wasn't me.
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Originally Posted by Funka Genocide
in this case NC-17 means Nobody Cares unless you're 17
And then only the wrong people care.
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And now you've spoiled the punchline.