>Realise you are now unhealthily obese. Go for a jog fatso!
You are hurt by the implication that you are now unable to do things like assume a stealthy form.
You are now SLIGHTLY UNHAPPY.
>Take a nap.
Break time!
It is time for a break.
>It's time you started acting more like a vertebrate and less like a blob. Grow a simple internal cartilage system.
It's so simple you could do it in your sleep!
So you do.
You have grown a SPINE.
It provides a stable structure that is sometimes upright.
Your MASS has decreased.
>Evolve cat ears for unhealthy increase of ADORABILITY and ability to determine location and direction of SOUNDS.
You expend MASS to grow EARS.
Your HEARING has improved.
Your ADORABILITY has increased.
>Eat the rock where the stream came from! Find more amber liquid!
Judging by the rock you're currently digesting, this could take years!
>Evolve spider legs!
You evolve furiously and develop LEGS.
They allow you to leg it!
>Evolve advanced light-detecting organs to increase perception.
You develop superior eyes.
You SIGHT has improved.
Your ADORABILITY has increased.
>Evolve laser eyes.
... It's not very powerful.
>Use evolutionary mass as a catalyst to evolve larger brain.
You can't think of any way to improve your decision making processes.
>Use increased mass to easily lower yourself into THE HOLE.
You seem to recall this opening being wider.
You lower yourself into the PIT.
You have reached the BOTTOM OF THE PIT.
There are exits to the EAST and very high to the UP.
There is a SHINY YELLOW THING here.
There is a ROCK here.
There is a GLASS SHARD here.
It's dark here.
>evolve echolocation sense and organ to make noise.
You expend even more of your mass to evolve some more new features.
You have gained ECHOLOCATION.
You can now make basic SOUNDS.
>Use your new found mass to absorb the YELLOW THING and recieve electric powers so that you can shoot LIGHTNING.
>Create a duplicate of yourself and fight to the death! The winner devours the loser and becomes the new "you".
You worry about your memory and it's inability to remember things you have previously observed.
Perhaps you should have tried a bigger brain after all.
>Contemplate on personal evolutionary processes.
It is simple enough to visualise.
Imagine a collection of many different tiny THINGS making other THINGS.
These new THINGS are slightly different.
Together they form a TREE.
The TREE is struck by LIGHTNING. Parts of the TREE are set on FIRE.
The FIRE attracts a BEAGLE.
The BEAGLE digs beneath the TREE and finds TURTLES.
It's TURTLES all the way down.