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Originally Posted by Shyria Dracnoir

And for the choose-your-own-adventure fans out there...

I think AdBot said it best:
"IT WAS A DARK AND STORMY NIGHT; THE RAIN FELL IN TORRENTS, EXCEPT AT OCCASIONAL INTERVALS WHEN IT WAS CHECKED BY A VIOLENT GUST OF WIND THAT SWEPT UP THE STREET (FOR IT IS IN LONDON THAT OUR SCENE LIES). MY MOTHER WAS DRIVING ME TO THE AIRPORT WITH THE WINDOWS ROLLED DOWN. THEN CAME THE VAMPIRES. THEN JOHN WAS A VAMPIRE.

I JUST SAVED YOU TWENTY BUCKS."

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