There are two teenagers that have been going out for awhile. One night, the girl tells her boyfriend, "I'm ready to have sex, but I want you to meet my family first."
Before heading out to his girlfriend's house, the boy realizes he needs to buy some condoms, so he goes to the local pharmacy.
Inside, he is aghast at all the different types of condoms; her pleasure, his pleasure, ultra-ribbed, screwdriver, flavored... so many to choose from.
A pharmacist comes up to the boy asking if he needs any help, and the boy tells him he is going to have sex for the first time, but he's a little confused on what to do.
The pharmacist helps the boy out, and even gives the kid a few pointers. He tells the kid all the sweet spots and the no-nos. The kid leaves very well-informed and fully equipped.
Later that evening, he arrives at his girlfriend's house just in time for dinner. As they sit at the table, the boy offers to say grace. After five minutes, the boy is still praying. Finally, twenty minutes go by as the boy is still praying, having not even touched his food.
His girlfriend leans over and whispers to him, "I had no idea you were so religious."
The boy whispers back, "I had no idea your dad was a pharmacist!"
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