An archaeologist had gone to Peru in search of lost civilizations and, with his crew, managed to stumble onto an untouched royal burial chamber. Lying there on the ground was a hard, oblong object. He picked it up, and upon examination, realized he was holding the petrified penis of a prehistoric Peruvian prince. In his excitement, he rushed out of the crypt, put it in a bag, and scribbled out a letter to the lab, saying, "I believe here enclosed is the petrified penis of a prehistoric Peruvian prince. Please confirm." He sealed it up and mailed it off, awaiting confirmation. When the reply came, he tore open the envelope and read the letter. "We are sorry to inform you that your specimen was not, in fact, the petrified penis of a prehistoric Peruvian prince, but came from a carnivorous creature which crept into the crypt and crapped."
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Originally Posted by Drake Clawfang
Aerith is clearly the most badass character ever. She saves the world. Twice. While dead. No one else can claim that, can they?
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I'm gone from here for good. This place gave me many memories to take with me and shaped me greatly. I still care about you guys. I just can't stay.
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