Preacher John was driving down the highway when he saw a cop pull up behind him and hit his lights. Preacher John had been sipping from a bottle in a paper bag, and he threw it to the floor. The cop says he pulled over Preacher John because he had been swerving.
"Have you been drinking, Preacher John?" asks the cop. Preacher John says no. "What's that on the floor?" the cop asks, pointing at the bagged bottle.
"It's water, officer" Preacher John says. The cop holds out his hand and Preacher John gives him the bottle. The cop opens the top and sniffs. "Why, Preacher John! This here isn't water. This here is wine!"
Preacher John clasped his hands, looked up and said with a smile "Good Lord done did it again!"
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Life is a lot like duck-hunting with Dick Cheney; you're walking along, minding your own business, when suddenly an old man blows his load right in your face.
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