I could say that covering my ass goes against my exhibitionist instincts, and I just did in order to fill my pun quota, but really the reason I don't make a lot of cheap excuses is that I'm pathologically unable to tell lies.
I guess I do use that as an excuse though. When people find me annoying, as they often do, I justify it by bringing up that some people don't, and that usually means they're good people.
(Yeah I assume everyone who dislike me are jerks by nature. Is that wrong?)
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