[Carteeg_Struve]

Black Mage - After years of attempting to retrain himself to the strength to cast level 2 magic, BM finally runs into the actual old man who took his gold and pointed Fighter and BM off to the Cave of No Return. After a massive stab-fest, BM is finally arrested and sentenced to prison for a life of dag. Much to WM's dismay, BM becomes a published author detailing his life living with stupidity stupid people and their effects on others. To BM's dismay, all of the money is funneled off to a charity.

Thief - After returning to his homeland, Thief discovers that his father has instituted the IRS successfully. Unfortunately, due to Thief traveling abroad for so long, the Prince was now viewed as a foreigner and subject to all international taxes. To pay these taxes, Thief channels all of the novel profits BM made into his own personal charity fund. Years later, Thief's family is overthrown by the Snahp'krakal'pop Syndicate from who had been operating out of the black market for years.

Red Mage - Becomes the most powerful and successful PC in all of creation. He reaches five divine ranks and rules an immortal god for all eternity... on his character sheet. This comes to and end when he is run over by Queen Sara's carriage when she almost mistaken RM as a psychotic hobo transvestite prostitute blocking her way. She was only 'almost' mistaken him as a drunken hobo transvestite prostitute due to the fact that in truth, RM was a drunken hobo transvestite prostitute.

Fighter - After failing to guilt trip WM for not telling the truth, and failing to keep BM out of prison (he testified at BM's trial as a defense witness... 'nuff said there), Fighter "finally" creates his sword-chucks. He opens a school, which closes after Fighter's first demonstration results in the death of all of the students, the school's staff, and three people who were eating at the Bistro across the street. Apparently, even Fighter can't kill himself. Eventually he combines his skills as a short-order cook with sword-chuckery to open a restaurant where he can slice and dice food the customers order right in front of them, giving them a fantastic show... before he accidentally kills them. One of his victims turns out to be the Dwarven King who was in exile from his still-burning lands (damn those fires and the ore mines). The world heralds Fighter as the greatest evil of all of the lands for his massacres ("I'm a famous, hero! Weee! Everybody loves me."), except for in Elfland, where he is herald as the one human who is not quite as inferior as the rest of them. In prison, -- see above -- Black Mage learns of the world's fear of the evil Fighter, and weeps.

White Mage - She is praised by her order for her efforts to save the world from Chaos, but then they chastise her for failure in turning the Light Warriors away from their reign of terror. She is unfairly tossed out of the order, forcing her to try to seek a normal life somewhere. On that quest, she fails miserably.

King Steve / Princess Sarah / Drizz'l - Steve massive stupidity becomes partially overshadowed by the fact that his inane claims turn out to be correct in regards to both mana-energy and foreign affairs. This puts Corneria into a severe depression, killing local economics and morale. Sara manipulates her father into believing that he was voted out of his kingly position, but the plot backfires when the populace votes the piece of string onto the throne. Drizz'l plots from the background, rending the string a puppet. After several bad puns on the oddity of calling the string a puppet, Corneria sinks even further into economic depression, even though the string's popularity ratings shoot sky high. Sara realizes that although her father was incredibly stupid, the world population wasn't that far behind him. She manipulates Drizz'l into several errors that result in the string's term of office being cut short (yeah, more bad puns). Giving up all hope for the future, she takes the throne. Five years later, she finally gives it back and is also made queen.


I'll blabber on about other characters if I think up anything.