>EVOLVE IRREDUCIBLE COMPLEXITY for greater LASER EYE power.
IRREDUCIBLE COMPLEXITY DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY.
>Recap
You are a THING. You are currently shaped like this.
You are in a series of CAVES. There were various THINGS in these CAVES, many of which were EDIBLE, allowing you to vastly increase your MASS. You used some of this MASS to EVOLVE several FEATURES of varying usefulness.
After becoming large enough to scale the CLIFFS in the first CHAMBER, you found an OPEN SPACE protected by a PERILOUS GUARDIAN.
Forced to retreat, you encountered the DWELLER in a DARK PIT and withdrew again. Night fell while you attempted to dig your own TUNNEL in the MUSHROOMY SHRINE. The DWELLER emerged and attacked. It was driven off by your newly evolved BIOLUMINESENCE, taking the SHINY YELLOW THING you discovered with it.
You have discovered you have an EVOLUTIONARY LIMIT. If your SELECTION PRESSURE exceeds it, your SHAPE destabilises and you loose access to your EVOLUTIONS. You can EVOLVE one more TRAIT before going over your current LIMIT. You have also discovered certain ABILITIES are IRREDUCIBLY COMPLEX, requiring several evolved TRAITS working together.
Eating the DWELLER's severed TENTACLES has refilled some of your PRECIOUS FLUIDS.
>Chase the DWELLER.
You swear these tunnels have shrunk.
You regain more precious FLUIDS from the DWELLER's leakiness.
The DWELLER is waiting for you.
It's a TRAAAAAAAAAAAP!