@ Geminex (Middle of Page 1): Actually, PATCA's slogan is "We set the standard in having absolutely no standards." Try working that shit into a jingle.
@ Menarker (End of Page 1): Yes, Dormond can Baton Pass his stats on to allies. Y'see, this is why Rayleen wanted to make Renny the leader. You're so goddamned clever that it makes Rayleen want to choke him for being smarter than her in regards to Pokemon battles.
@ Dracorian (Start of Page 2): Shizuka can be a pretty motivated girl as well when it comes to freedom fighting. If you want to get on her good side, you'd better be ready to bid farewell to your world and live in the netherworld with her, crossing over with her into new worlds and fighting alongside her and looking only at her with those perverted eyes and whatnot. Eh, I think you can do it.
@ Geminex (Third Post of Page 2): And prosthetic arms, though it does look cool on her. One warning, she's not really used to it yet so request her to give you a handjob with her remaining arm.
@ Geminex (End of Page 4): You'll get more accessories, I promise. Remember when I mentioned the accessory that works like Explosion? I decided that it wasn't a joke. Ricewood Masterworks is always surging ahead with awesome technologies!
Now I'm Talking: Alright, Dormond's next Pokebrid form will be Tentacruel with the Synchronization Technique of Tentacle Rape. Just what the Charlotte ordered, so open wide and say "ahhh."
I pass the motion of combining the Dragon Slave with Phantomere's Shaft to create the Piercechucks, named after their clinically insane mastermind. It will be the Dragon Slave and the shaft tied together at their ends with a length of indestructible Big Red-flavored dental floss, because every weapon should rightly be a reminder to maintain proper dental hygiene at all times.
Besides, do remember that Pierce is not a Slayer. x6 crap damage is x6 crap damage, everybody. And don't forget how humiliating it would be to actually try wielding that mess of a weapon...
Shizuka: "Good lord, man. What in the hell are you trying to hit them with?"
Pierce: "P-...Piercechucks?"
Shizuka: "That's the most ridiculous thing I've heard since Nyoka suggested to Fujiko that a magical girl transformation would allow her to achieve her original human form."
Pierce: "Really?"
Shizuka: "It gets worse. Fujiko actually tried."
*flashback*
Fujiko: "With the radiance of love and the tears of a pure virgin's dreams, I destroy evil with the beating of my heart turned into pink laser beams! Shining Maiden Fujiko is here!"
Kirie: "Ahhh, my whole body is devouring itself!"
Rio: "Hawt."
*end flashback*
Shizuka: "And when you see something like Fujiko posing in the frilliest piece of shit you can buy off of e-bay while rhyming about love and rainbows and destroying evil, then you'll never be able to un-see it."
Anyways, I'll get posting in the real RP now.
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