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Unread 05-16-2010, 02:59 AM   #84
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Cumtacle monsters?
Cum Blob (Large Evil Insider)
CR:13
Hp: 29d12+150(324)
AC: 13( +3 Natural ac) Immunity/ Piercing DR 5/magic
SR:10
Bab: 12

Attacks:As per the standard Oozes

Bukkakie(I can't spell it, and I am sure as hell not googleing it): Any Female who is engulfed withing a Cum Blob must make a dc 14 Fortitude save or instantly become permanently seduced my the Cum Blob, yielding to its every whim.

That's fucking gross man: Any Male engulfed by the Cum Blob is immediately sickened for 2d10 rounds. There is no save.

Feel free to use this to horrify anyone in your next DnD game.
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