Ah. Well, it's been some years since I heard anyone rip into Norway like we used to in the old, old days of 1995. Such as:
Why does a Norwegian carry a big rock with him when he goes to pick berries in the forest?
Cause if he sees a bear, then he can drop the rock and run faster.
What's it say on a Norwegian fire hose?
Please roll up after use.
(I've actually seen that with my own eyes.)
What does it say on a Norwegian roundabout?
Max ten laps.
Oh and the great local patriot tale of the Northlander who wanted to move south, to Stockholm. He was told that he'd have to surgically remove 10% of his brain to become a proper Stockholmer, and he went "Oh alright, it's probably the ten percent I'm not using anyway."
So he went down to
Karolinska and had his brain unscrewed, and then he woke up to a room full of grave faces. "There was a mistake", said his doctor, after the slightest of pleasantries. "I'm sorry to have to tell you, we removed nine tenths of your brain instead of one. It's going to be okay, you can still fit in in Stockholm, but it's going to take a lot of therapy."
The expatriate Northlander considered this carefully, in order to not bruise his brain, and then insight dawned on his face and he cracked a broad smile and said "De gor ikke na, jeg trivs bra me o vare Norrman!"
(That's Norwegian for "That's alright, I'm comfortable being a Norwegian, if you couldn't guess.)
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Originally Posted by Julford Hajime
...No pokepuns allowed in this one, I assume?
That's a shame.no seriously I won't do it.unless someone else starts it.
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Well we do have a perfectly blastocant thread for
puns already. I felt we needed one with a wider scope