Two sausages were sizzling in a pan.
Sausage no. 1 flops over to face the other, and says, 'it's kind of hot in here, isn't it.'
The other immediately screams, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A TALKING SAUSAAAGEEEE!!!!'
Amazing how these things translate! I've got it on good authority that that Bellman joke is told, detail for detail, in Egypt, and who knows how many other countries in the world.
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