[Aldurin]

So two Iron Maulers walk into a bar. Well, at least they try, but the entrance is only one hex wide and they keep trapping eachother with their ZoC. Both are so determined to get inside first, they begin to fight to the death. Problem is, they each have 10% impact resistance and each can only attack twice every 4 hours. They might have been able to resolve it by dawn, but of all of their luck, the floor beneath them was made from the same stone as castle walls, giving them their highest available dodge chance. And to top that off, there was a party of Elvish Druids behind them, each able to heal 8 hitpoints every 4 hours.

The fight went on for months, then years, everyone was trapped because of the same stupid ZoC that started the whole thing. Eventually the bar had to close down due to lack of business, so instead the bartender hired an army of Drakes to kill off most of the crowd, and then he built an arena around the Iron Maulers and Elvish Druids. Profits soared and the never-ending fight was famous across the lands.

Then one day, the Iron Maulers stopped and told the crowd, "Psych!! You guys are such dumbasses, we have the same team color on our armor and everyone knows that allies don't get caught in eachothers ZoC!!"

I doubt anyone here is gonna get this joke, and if you do, I know where you lurk.