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Unread 05-23-2010, 08:47 PM   #10
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Suzume looked at the pile of rocks in front of him with a bored look on his face. Was this really the spot? Those people in town couldn't have been wrong, could they? One of them said it was this place, anyway...

There was no sign of life, no footprints, nothing. This was getting annoying. He thought he'd found the right place for once...

RRRRRUMBLE

So annoying, finding the right place for these kinds of things.

RRRRRRUMBLE, CRUNCH

If only there were better ways of finding places, like magically being told where they were every minute or so.

RRRRRRUMBLE, BOOOM, CRU--"Would you shut the hell up! I'm busy complaining in my head... here... oh." Suzume yelled as he turned around, seeing the large pile of rocks shaping itself into the earth demon he was being paid to hunt. "So this WAS the right spot..."

Not having time to react, the earthen monstrosity roared as it grabbed the puny demon hunter and threw him with all its might. This, of course, meant Suzume began to sail through the air VERY fast. Whatever he would hit was gonna be painful. And even more painful would be finding the thing again since it would probably end up moving.

"Ah, fuck it."

Suzume pulled back his hand and threw his arm forward, a bright blue beam of pure force hurtling towards the demon below and throwing Suzume off at an angle in mid-air. With a confused look on what had to be its face, the demon blew into an uncountable number of chunks and its soul--looking like a small blue flame to Suzume--flew off and into the demon hunter's body.

"Aw yeah! Eat that, bastard!" the demon hunter yelled in celebration as twelve small blue flames danced around him. The yelling continued until Suzume realized he was still in the air. And that he was beginning to fall very, very fast toward a hillside some distance away.



-----At the meeting place for the good guys------

"oh fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu--" was all that could be heard by anyone in the area before a figure, decidedly human, plummeted through the tree Jade had been in, bounced off the ground twice, and rolled into a rock not too far away.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuugh..." was all that could be heard from the lump on the ground that was a demon hunter named Suzume. He had no idea he had just crashed into a meeting that would determine the destiny of the world, but flying through a tree and into a rock tended to distract your priorities. Although had he known, he would have just shrugged and rolled with it.

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