[A Zarkin' Frood]

Apparently this year is some football world cup again. Just like two years ago... wait no. That was the European championship? Four years then.
I don't like football. In fact. I rather dislike it.
Now, normally I'm perfectly fine with others enjoying something I find boring. I mean, that's just how it is. I can't like everything everyone else does. That's just impossible. Then there's the world cup. Apparently a big event. I happen to live in a football obsessed country. I don't get it, but okay. Have fun.

The fun, however, stops when you're a drunk yelling motherfucker wielding a klaxon that sounds like an old senile wrinkly dude who gets blown by his just as old senile and wrinkly wife. No human who does not fit that description can produce such a horrible sound ALL. FUCKING. DAY. LONG. That's why you need an instrument to do that. I can't quite think of a reason to create such an abomination. But hey. It's what they call nightmare fuel, and... well, I was trying to sleep. I couldn't.
Then there's that random stranger trying to strike up a conversation.
"Watched the game or twelve yesterday?"
"Nope. No I didn't"
"Oh, so you were busy? That sucks!"
"No, it's not like that, I'm just not interested in football"
"WHAT!? The concept of not being gay for football is unknown to me. I yearn to learn more about this, but the next game's on in a few minutes. Maybe next time, bye"
"Nice meeting you too."

Then there's that thing with drinking. Y'know alcohol.
I don't do it. Well, sometimes I do, but that's usually the case when fuckers don't have the decency to offer plain and simple water, even if it's straight from the sink and I just have to get ANYTHING wet and cold down my throat. So it's not like I never ever drink. I just prefer not to do it.
I sometimes do it willingly in very rare cases. Like my cousins wedding which was horrible in so many ways. You had to be there.

Anyway, people just don't seem to get that I do not want to drink
"Want a beer [IG]
"Nah, I'm good"
"Come on, [IG] have a drink with us, enjoy yourself."
"No, really, I don't need to get wasted for that."
"But [IG] everyone needs to get drunk to have fun around other people! There can't possibly be a way to do that without drinking"
"How about being around people you... like?"
"Oh [IG] you naive little kid. People aren't worth shit when they're sober, besides you'll feel better when you drink."
"Hey, I'm the anticyclical, slightly misanthropic guy with a raging inferiority complex here!"
"DrrrRRrriiiiiink WIIITTTHHhhhh meeEEeEEeEEe /iG] BoOZ>E is luV"

Okay, now you can tell everyone about those small things in life that just piss you off and make you reach for the pillow.
Or you can post nice things as well, I don't mind. People express their emotions in the weirdest of ways.