[Satan's Onion]

The closest I can think of (because I like most of the things I eat) is gorgonzola. And even with that, the taste isn't my problem with it--it tastes kind of like bleu cheese, which I really enjoy. But it stinks horribly; it smells like some kind of rotten bodily discharge. (It's not for nothing that it's in a category called "fragrant cheeses".) But if I could eat it without the smell, I think I'd really like it.

Speaking of foods with smells I can't get past--beets. Also, creamed corn is the only food the smell of which has made me want to vomit.