Man, that is some swweeeet indifference. I suuure am lovin' me some of that indifference. I'm just slurping it down with this big indifference-straw out of this big indifference-cup. It is like fucking christmas all up in this indifference.
I hope I have made myself clear.
Quote:
The big Ruin General attacking the beach turns tail once he sees his forces defeated.
And are we going to let him go because of a silly thing like not being able to breathe underwater?
Fuck no. Get your flippers and throw on your aqualungs, dudes. We're going for a swim.
|
When are you going to learn that badass does not equal stupid?
"Oh, our cowardly enemy is fleeing into his own territory! Let us use equipment designed for travel underwater to follow it into the only place it has a clear advantage over us, and where we could not possibly escape from it should things go wrong! Nevermind that we would be entirely dependent on this not-very-sturdy equipment, and that our enemy is likely at its most powerful underwater! Yep, pure genius!"
Seriously. Being badass is perfectly fine, Impact is living proof of that. But intelligent actions must always, always come before badass-ness on a scale of importance.
As for Impact's and Charlotte's fight for Burkmont...
Back off, bitch, or your coat burns!
Or we could just take turns attacking him in various places, and the one who strikes the lethal blow gets his head.