There was a possum in my room last night. It was just THERE, eating a taco I had left over from dinner.
I tried to shoo it away with a broom. I jumped at my face.
I cried out like a little girl. It was embarrasing.
No seriously, I am a BIG guy. I'm six-one and weigh 300 lbs. I have a large frame. I am the difinition of big boned, and I hit Soprano.
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Originally Posted by Carver from Dragon Quest VI
I once dreamt that my head turned into an apple pie. Everyone was trying to eat me and when I tried to scream, nothing but applesauce came out of my mouth.
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