Ugh... Who the hell are you?
That doesn't answer my question, but thanks?
Oh.
So, these little guys are pretty much just for children and pussies, then? Why would you
ever devote a lifetime to studying these worthless little-
Ooooooh. 
Like, figuring out which pokémon is the best at killing things, right?
I can dig. You're tight, Oak.
I was
born ready.
Why am I a midget now?
Alright, I'm in my bedroom at the beginning of the game. Time to boot up the PC and get my POTION and go on my merry way.
...the fuck? I'm gonna go downstairs right now and sort this shit out.
Does he have my Potion?
That something better be claiming my goddamn Potion.
That's lovely. I'ma go get my potion.
Do doo do doo!
I'm going to be in the
top percentage of trainers.
In the Pokégear or...
What just happened to the fourth wall?
Yeah sure whatevs.
Do I
ever!
All my friends are gonna be so happy to hear about how my training's going!
Alright, time to go grab my Potion from that Elm bastard.
Alright, Elm, you better have my potion behind that door.
ELM! There you are! Where's my Potion?
Mr. Pokémon? What kind of name is Mr. Pokémon?
Ugh, the last time he made a discovery was when he discovered Pokémon come from eggs... 15 years after that was discovered.
...They've launched the missiles?!
If that's the case, then your Pokémon research ain't gonna last too much longer.
Wow, I don't even need to catch one to get on with rising to the top percentage.
Ha ha, if you insist! Thanks, sucker!
I guess I'll take this one.
It's... It's
beautiful. 
Yes I'll take it immediately.
Yes, if my observations are correct, it is in the top percentage of Rattata.
And thus began the
best friendship ever.