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Unread 06-23-2010, 12:40 PM   #6
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The only real World War 2 matches would be Russia vs Germany and maybe China vs Japan (where China splits in half halfway through and starts scoring own goals to spite the new faction).
If Germany and Serbia are level it comes down to goal difference firstly and only if that is even does Serbia get top for winning. Germany will win today easily I feel, Germans always fuck up their group games and always make it through. They've never failed to get out of a group despite some atrocious performances,
All games tonight are simply warmups for the mighty NZ dismantling of Paraguay tommorow however.

Edit: In other sports related news, there is currentely a game at Wimbeldon where the 5th set is 39-39. The live feed on the guardian is relaying it as two zombies playing each other in a slowly growing wilderness, finding energy from eating the crowd- the umpire having lost his voice and speaking in the croak of a crone.
Edit 2: And on it goes, the commentator is going insane:
What happens if we steal their rackets? If we steal their rackets, the zombies can no longer hit their aces and thump their backhands and keep us all prisoner on Court 18. I'm shocked that this is only occurring to me now. Will nobody run onto the court and steal their rackets? Are they all too scared of the zombies' clutching claws and gore-stained teeth? Steal their rackets and we can all go home. Who's with me? Steal their rackets and then run for the tube.

It's 48-48. What further incentive do you need?
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