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Unread 06-25-2010, 08:49 PM   #1
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Fun Terrible jokes.

A team of crack commandos manages to find a terrorist command center and, of course, goes in to raid it. There's a lot of shooting, but they manage to break through to find a haphazard network of Macs and PCs. Well, the terrorists aren't going to let them get away with that of course, and things are getting hairy, so only half the team can be spared to take the computers out for analysis. As the bullets fly, the rookie of the team hefts up an iMac.

"WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING, SOLDIER?" the commander shouts over the noise.

"I FIGURE IT'S AS GOOD AS ANY!" the rookie shouts back.

"PUT THAT DAMN THING DOWN AND GET A PC!" the commander bellows. "THEY HAVE INTEL INSIDE!"
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