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Originally Posted by Invisible Queen
I'll go with female city elf mage, although I'm sure all the Dwarf Fortress enthusiasts around here will prevent each of those from happening.
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Welp.
I like the surferdwarf. I declare his name to be
Boardbeard.
A Neutral Lazy ninjaprince, Boardbeard stalks the beaches of the night and stabs people in the back of the kneecaps with his twin daggers Slack and Grunge. He steals maidens hearts left and right, perhaps in a grand plan to keep his valued bloodline strong and outbreed the other, lesser clans and races.
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That could be our entire personality right there: He's a dwarf who will purposely shoot everyone he faces off against in the crotch.
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Or that. That's awesome.
Also protip: You don't shoot with a bow, you loose.
I don't mean to correct your writing all over the forum Snakeman, it's just coincidence. Nerdy coincidence.