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Originally Posted by Solid Snake
This plan is absolutely brilliant, aside from the part where she probably can't get drunk on the job, and I'd probably get in trouble for even bringing alcohol in here, and I'd probably be arrested after the fact.
Besides, she's the type you can't just have a one-night stand with. She's altogether too beautiful to mistreat like that!
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She can drink coffee on the job right? Pour the booze into that. Honestely you have to work with my here.
And if she real beautiful the police will let you off- temporary insanity caused by madness.
You can also keep her under the bridge forever.
If you want some serious advice, just go talk to her- if ou plan shit iut t won't work out. Wait until she's less busy though and don't force it, any sign of hesitation and back away. You could wait until her shift finishes but that is always a dicey prospect.
If you want to stay single forever you need not be sad. I can teach you to overcome your biological urges, your primitive oozing fluids and to become an intellectual titan like myself, constrained by nothign as limiting as emotions or desires.