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Originally Posted by BardTheFifthLightWarrior
Someone has
Granted. However, it turns out that everyone thought you were sexier with glasses. You never realize this and go about enjoying your vision at the cost of any attractiveness you may have had.
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Hmm, I missed that post
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Originally Posted by BardTheFifthLightWarrior
I wish I could see the future.
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Granted, you can see the future...no the one you want though, you see a world where the only thing on TV are reality shows, the only books you can read are Twilight sequels and every new movie is based on fanfiction
EDIT: Damn ninjas
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Originally Posted by Wigmund
Granted.
But it's the future of the bathroom of a run-down convenience store from the point of view of the toilet, and an morbidly obese man who has had too many rancid burritos comes into view...
I wish I could talk with the animals.
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Fine, you can talk to them for only $999.99 a minute. Too bad you can't talk to people now
I wish I could get a legendary pokemon