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Solid Snake · 07-02-2010, 02:12 PM

EPIC FAILURE TIME

I went to the coffeeshop today and she was working at the counter. I flashed a big smile and she smiled back.
She said, "Hey. You're back."
I tried to play up a usual dose of my self-deprecating sarcasm: "You're probably getting sick and tired of seeing my face, huh?"

At this point I hoped she'd ask "Why have you been spending so much time here?" or something because this could have been a great segway to a conversation about my legal internship and going to law school and what my plans were in life.

...Instead she just giggled, looked down and said "Yeah."

SHE AGREED THAT SHE WAS SICK OF SEEING ME

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! !!!!

So then I blushed, got sheepishly embarrassed, muttered my order (which I had to repeat because apparently my voice got so soft that she couldn't hear me initially), and sat my ass down.

I lose, Nuklear Power Forumites. I have lost.

EDIT: I even had the perfect setup, guys! It's a Friday night and my entire family is gone for the weekend. (I'm living at the parent's home for a month before moving into a new apartment.)
There should be like twelve parties at my house tonight but instead there's only a party between me, Pain, Suffering, Loneliness, and Misery.

AAARRRGGGGHHHH

07-02-2010, 02:12 PM	#91
Solid Snake Erotic Esquire Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 5,563	EPIC FAILURE TIME I went to the coffeeshop today and she was working at the counter. I flashed a big smile and she smiled back. She said, "Hey. You're back." I tried to play up a usual dose of my self-deprecating sarcasm: "You're probably getting sick and tired of seeing my face, huh?" At this point I hoped she'd ask "Why have you been spending so much time here?" or something because this could have been a great segway to a conversation about my legal internship and going to law school and what my plans were in life. ...Instead she just giggled, looked down and said "Yeah." SHE AGREED THAT SHE WAS SICK OF SEEING ME NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! !!!! So then I blushed, got sheepishly embarrassed, muttered my order (which I had to repeat because apparently my voice got so soft that she couldn't hear me initially), and sat my ass down. I lose, Nuklear Power Forumites. I have lost. EDIT: I even had the perfect setup, guys! It's a Friday night and my entire family is gone for the weekend. (I'm living at the parent's home for a month before moving into a new apartment.) There should be like twelve parties at my house tonight but instead there's only a party between me, Pain, Suffering, Loneliness, and Misery. AAARRRGGGGHHHH __________________ *WARNING:* Snek's all up in this thread. Be prepared to read massive walls of text. Last edited by Solid Snake; 07-02-2010 at 02:14 PM.