I happen to play Magic: The Gathering and I wanted to know if anyone has any messed up stories from their times playing Magic or other TCGs? I will open.
I was up in Northern Minnesota last year and me, my bro, and his friends head out to the local Country Kitchen. Now, I should of brought my own deck with me but found out too late that some of my brother's friends play M:TG.
So I get loaned a deck and we start playing a 3-player game. It quickly becomes apparent that I could of REALLY used by deck than because one of my brother's friends is playing a Saproling Deck...
I take enough damage that I decide to Mana Burn out of the game and watch what quickly becomes an exercise in Overkill because every spell or creature used seems to put a Saproling on the field and increase their power...
******WARNING: M:TG CARNAGE******
50-plus +4/+4 Saprolings and he marches them onto the other guy who still has 20 life...

I was so glad I mana burned myself out as soon as I could...