[Thadius]

I would apologize for bumping back in early, but that would require me to not be, well, me.

Granted! You now have all the wisdom of every thing that has ever lived. As it starts to rush into your brain, first a trickle, then a flood, you begin to realize that there is quite a bit more than humanity than has ever lived, and Earth is but a speck of sand compared to everything in the universe.

The torrent of information breaks down all your concepts of self, leaving you a broken shell of a man who answers any question anyone poses to you, making you the perfect organic dictionary. Seeing as how the wish considers anything that happened one second ago to count, you're also treated to a constant view of everything that is. Had you any notion of self left, you would probably be screaming.

As said by a wise man, limitless knowledge is fine and dandy until you gain limitless understanding.

I wish to be able to divide the Internet by zero and succeed.