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Originally Posted by Thadius
Granted! Unfortunately, your definition of soon as compared to an immortal genie's definition kinda don't match up.
It waits. And waits. And waits.
Finally at the end of the universe all the hockey players are allowed to play again. Except they're all dead from old age.
Shortest hockey season ever!
I wish I had relative-to-the-Earth teleportation powers.
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Granted, only it's inversely relative to the Earth constrained by its orbit. The first time you teleport, you end up in the void of space where Earth would be in six months. You have mere seconds to realize you need to teleport to a spot near you and hope that it neither leaves you in the upper atmosphere nor somewhere in the mantle. Tick tock!
I wish I had more time to get things in order with my summer class.