Okay, that's enough dicking around, this court is now in session.
Judge Godot presiding.
That's right, I'm also a
judge!
So don't test me, because I'm pretty sure I can fire off
optic blasts or something.
Anyway, today this court will hear arguments for
the case against Ryanderman, who stands before us charged with breaking and entering, robbery, destruction of private property, destruction of
public property, criminal mischief, and just generally being an asshole.
Yes, that last one is a
crime on these forums. Go look it up.
He is brought before the court to answer these charges in relation to the recent disastrous destruction of the
Special Bee Cannon, an experimental weapon commissioned by the NPF administration to assist the mod staff in repelling potential invasions of the forums and was under development by the victim,
NonCon.
The prosecution contends that Ryanderman
broke into the Bee Cannon construction compound to steal delicious weaponized honey, accidentally causing a power surge that
overloaded the cannon's central control mechanism and burned it out, resulting in the bees within
going wild and swarming the town, as well as rendering the machine damaged beyond repair.
Between the money lost in the project's investment, untold property damage and injury to the populace,
the cost of this disaster is projected to run into millions of rep rupees, which as we all know is the standard currency of any respectable webforum, but is nonetheless used by the NPF as well.
Now...
...Detective Gumshoe, you're up! Let's hear how you fingered Ryanderman for the crime!