*WH-CHAA*

Ah, Wright. Your foolish spikiness is only outshone by your foolish ignorance.

Any attorney worth his salt is always on the look out for
new and profoundly stupid situations a potential client could end up in.
Obviously.

Now, if you don't mind, tell the court how you came to the
'tripping on a cord' hypothesis, Scruffy.

And explain this
evil science honey! My lebkuchen recipe may need a revision.