[Ryanderman]

Of course, Ms. Fey, Mr. Wright. I would be happy to expand upon my testimony.




As I said before, I was having a pleasant conversation with Ms. Cobra when I noticed a villain slipping something into her drink.




As I am a gallant gentleman, I accosted the individual.




I don't remember exactly what I said




But it must have been suitably intimidating, as he left quickly.




Actually, I'm not entirely sure on that point either.
I think he left, but... I can't... really... remember.




But anyway, as for his description, he was... uh...um...




I mean to say, his height was...
Or rather, he was wearing...




...I can't remember...




To be honest,




because I am an honest citizen,




The entire evening was kind of a blur.
I remember having drinks and conversation with Flare, but everything after that gets fuzzy.
I remember confronting the man who spiked Flare's drink, but I don't recall any details.




I must have had too much to drink myself.




Which is odd, because I generally don't have that problem, and I don't remember drinking all that much.
But perhaps I can't hold my liquor.




I don't recall anything unusual on my way home, but it was rather a blurr like the rest of the evening.




And no, I don't remember anything about a confrontation with NonCon. I don't think I saw him at all that night.
Det. Gumshoe probably misheard whoever he thought told him that.




He's incompetent you know. A menace.
I plan to sue him for excessive use of force and wrongful arrest when this is all over.




My poor back will never be the same.