- No matter what, It's never too late to start
- No matter what you do, you'll never be as good as THAT guy.
- Unless you try.
- Would be so much easier to create greatness with a bit of help.
- You always get the most praise for the works you are the least proud of and those that were the easiest to make. This PowerPoint presentation isn't nearly as impressive as you think just because the concept of masters completely escapes you. It's alright I explained that to you now. But I'm also not the first one to not use silly transitions and sound effects, it's common fucking sense, asshole. And I took the logo for the background from your homepage, yeah, right, I had to screenshot it and recolor it, but it's not like any other half-decent user couldn't have done that. All I did was to design this lazy piece of shit, you provided the information. And now you're asking me if I can take pictures from your stupid flash site even though shitty businessman-mouthflap words fly in front of them. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO HAVE THOSE PICTURES! HOW THE HELL DO YOU THINK THEY GOT ON THE INTERNET. I assume you took them yourself for fucks sake. It worked for the logo because that appears before your shitty corporate bullshit vocab 101 pollutes one's eyes. You know what, you should let me run this company for one day, I just wanna know if you really don't have to have any idea of what you're doing. Okay?
And that's how I lost my job (may not be at all how it happened. Also, I never lost a job, they just ended.)
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