[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

Pfft, that's nothing, you should have seen my high school physics teacher, he wasn't even foriegn and he was still more dangerous than that chick. He allowed people to open up gas taps and set them aflame directly. And the tables. And any deodorant cans that people felt like running around with shooting at each other. The man just didn't give a shit if we blew ourselves up, he was only doing a year until he had enough money to go on a rock climbing instructors course, where he could presumably be really dangerous to people.


I wish I was making this shit up.