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Token · 09-13-2010, 12:51 PM

So, Black and White are hitting Japan on Thursday, and this is the most excited I've ever been for a game, for one big reason: the Pokemon.

There are no old Pokemon in the game until after you beat it. Do you know what this means? Caves without Geodude and Zubat. Seas without Tentacool and Magikarp. YOUNGSTERS WITHOUT RATTATA. Isshu is a beautiful world.

As for the new Pokemon, almost everything revealed recently has been consistently awesome.

Take Buffafro, for example. His signature fucking move is called Afro Break, for fuck's sake.

Then there's Mushawhateverthefuck. His name doesn't even matter, he's the second creepiest motherfucker to ever fuck a mother. He will rape your dreams and be chill the entire fucking time. In fact, up until this weekend, every single picture of him was just chilling the fuck out and being asleep. He has his own, much creepier rendition of the battle music. And he will fuck your shit up.

You'll notice I said Mushabatman was only the second creepiest. Why? Because fucking Sarcophaghost.

Fucking christ. He's got Smogon people pissing themselves already. This creepy son of a bitch will do to the metagame what Glen Beck does to intelligent thought. Go ahead. Attack him. Your ability becomes "Mummy." As does the ability of everything that touches anything else with Mummy. Rain Dish? Gone. Drizzle? Gone. Your Scizor's precious Technician? FUCKING GONE. And he even helps out his bros. Lead with this guy. He takes a hit, the opponent gets mummy. Switch into Slaking. Opponent attacks, Slacking gets mummy, and proceeds to rape everything without having to rest every other turn.

Jesus fuck.

09-13-2010, 12:51 PM	#454
Token Magikoopa Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 1,789	So, Black and White are hitting Japan on Thursday, and this is the most excited I've ever been for a game, for one big reason: the Pokemon. There are no old Pokemon in the game until after you beat it. Do you know what this means? Caves without Geodude and Zubat. Seas without Tentacool and Magikarp. YOUNGSTERS WITHOUT RATTATA. Isshu is a beautiful world. As for the new Pokemon, almost everything revealed recently has been consistently awesome. Take Buffafro, for example. His signature fucking move is called Afro Break, for fuck's sake. Then there's Mushawhateverthefuck. His name doesn't even matter, he's the second creepiest motherfucker to ever fuck a mother. He will rape your dreams and be chill the entire fucking time. In fact, up until this weekend, every single picture of him was just chilling the fuck out and being asleep. He has his own, much creepier rendition of the battle music. And he will fuck your shit up. You'll notice I said Mushabatman was only the second creepiest. Why? Because fucking Sarcophaghost. Fucking christ. He's got Smogon people pissing themselves already. This creepy son of a bitch will do to the metagame what Glen Beck does to intelligent thought. Go ahead. Attack him. Your ability becomes "Mummy." As does the ability of everything that touches anything else with Mummy. Rain Dish? Gone. Drizzle? Gone. Your Scizor's precious Technician? FUCKING GONE. And he even helps out his bros. Lead with this guy. He takes a hit, the opponent gets mummy. Switch into Slaking. Opponent attacks, Slacking gets mummy, and proceeds to rape everything without having to rest every other turn. Jesus fuck.