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Dracorion · 09-17-2010, 03:39 PM

Shit, Bard just won the argument.

I see Mightyena, Umbreon and I guess also Espeon and Leafeon. Maybe Ninetales? Actually, let's say the one next to Mightyena and Foretress is Eevee. The one at the front would be Flareon and I guess the two next to Eevee would be Vaporeon and Jolteon. What does that make the green one and the one next to Umbreon? I don't think the green one is Leafeon anymore, because there's no Glaceon.

Anyway, I just realized that Snorlax's fertility aura may be able to cure impotence.

That'd be a hell of a PR campaign.

"Having trouble getting it up? Is the blue pill not working for you? Well, stop worrying! Just pop a Snorlax pill and you'll never have to worry about your little buddy's performance ever again!

Warning: side effects may include but are not limited to: itching, hair loss, massive weight gain, diarrhea, internal bleeding, stroke, heart attack, diabetes, sores, cramps, seizures and loss of intelligence.

Call a doctor if you get an erection from food."

09-17-2010, 03:39 PM	#3
Dracorion Moves Like Jagger, Kupo! Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: To the south, a little to the left... Or to the right. Posts: 4,910	Shit, Bard just won the argument. I see Mightyena, Umbreon and I guess also Espeon and Leafeon. Maybe Ninetales? Actually, let's say the one next to Mightyena and Foretress is Eevee. The one at the front would be Flareon and I guess the two next to Eevee would be Vaporeon and Jolteon. What does that make the green one and the one next to Umbreon? I don't think the green one is Leafeon anymore, because there's no Glaceon. Anyway, I just realized that Snorlax's fertility aura may be able to cure impotence. That'd be a hell of a PR campaign. "Having trouble getting it up? Is the blue pill not working for you? Well, stop worrying! Just pop a Snorlax pill and you'll never have to worry about your little buddy's performance ever again! Warning: side effects may include but are not limited to: itching, hair loss, massive weight gain, diarrhea, internal bleeding, stroke, heart attack, diabetes, sores, cramps, seizures and loss of intelligence. Call a doctor if you get an erection from food." __________________ Dracorion's dumbass color is Royal Blue. If you see that color, you better run the fuck away. Last edited by Dracorion; 09-17-2010 at 03:53 PM.