-Milk fat is gross gimmie dat skim
-I only desire an almost flavor free existence 1% for me
-2% is the Goldilocks of milks
-Whole or nothin, accept nothin' less than the purest most fattylicious cow juice
-I basically chug half and half straght from the carton
-Orange Juice (

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WHICH BREAKFASTING OPTION SHALL REIGN SUPREME