It's time to take the reins of fate and commence the ultimate assault on the gates of Hell itself. With this holy union of magic and technology, this machine of metal and innocence, we shall ride, ride like a
ROBOT UNICORN INTO ARMAGEDDON AND SEE THE END OF EVIL IN OUR AGE!
And let us sing.
My father worked the pits until they day it took his life
It stole him from his only foal and it stole him from his wife
And I swore upon his grave, someday I'd make things right
So I learned how to bend steel, I learned how to make it move
And I watched as it withstood the hell we had to run through
With hooves of iron there's not a task we couldn't do