[Inbred Chocobo]

I told myself that I was going to take a break from roleplaying, but this is making me want to make a cheating gambler with some terrible name like Jimmy the Card, who has like 20 counts of cheating at a game. Or maybe a person who had an opium den, drugged people, took all their money, then when they tried to recall the details informed them they lost it in gambling. Maybe not quite illegal, but hated all the same.