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Menarker · 04-17-2011, 03:47 PM

I just had a weird... gaming experience...

I was playing this game "Live A Live" which is an obscure and short Squaresoft RPG for the SNES which did not get exported from Japan. Long story short, there are several scenarios which you play, each with their own protagonist before you eventually have one scenario with them all involved.

The one scenario that is... WEIRD... is the prehistoric one... specifically the antagonist of the story is a rival caveman who is wearing what looks like a leaf over his crotch, Adam and Eve style. However, when you fight him and his health goes low, it goes erect for some reason... >_> And when you knock him out, that leaf happens to be a green lizard disguised as a leaf! (the suggested erection was just the lizard springing into action apparently)

Even worse is when you fight him, the lizard is capable of flinging itself from the crotch/scrotum resting place into your face in a manner similar to the Vicious Bunny of Monty Phyton's Holy Grail before retreating back to its location.

Seriously... and then I imagine the prehistoric era of pokemon with someone like that guy sporting a Snivy as his Leaf (the leaf shaped tail) loincloth and weapon...

>_<

04-17-2011, 03:47 PM	#162
Menarker OMG! WHAT SHOULD I DO NOW? Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 3,802	I just had a weird... gaming experience... I was playing this game "Live A Live" which is an obscure and short Squaresoft RPG for the SNES which did not get exported from Japan. Long story short, there are several scenarios which you play, each with their own protagonist before you eventually have one scenario with them all involved. The one scenario that is... WEIRD... is the prehistoric one... specifically the antagonist of the story is a rival caveman who is wearing what looks like a leaf over his crotch, Adam and Eve style. However, when you fight him and his health goes low, it goes erect for some reason... >_> And when you knock him out, that leaf happens to be a green lizard disguised as a leaf! (the suggested erection was just the lizard springing into action apparently) Even worse is when you fight him, the lizard is capable of flinging itself from the crotch/scrotum resting place into your face in a manner similar to the Vicious Bunny of Monty Phyton's Holy Grail before retreating back to its location. Seriously... and then I imagine the prehistoric era of pokemon with someone like that guy sporting a Snivy as his Leaf (the leaf shaped tail) loincloth and weapon... >_< __________________ THE BIO OF RENNY TRESSERHORN THE BIOs OF POKEMON UMBRAL! Last edited by Menarker; 04-19-2011 at 04:49 PM.