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Originally Posted by Inbred Chocobo
The movie Battle: LA should have ended by the marines finally getting an edge over the aliens after Will Smith manages to steal one of their spaceships and straps a missile to it, then flies to the mothership hovering in orbit and blowing it up from the inside. Then, upon landing the spaceship they stole explodes because Gollum thought the one ring, so they Will Smith and is co-pilot Frodo board this giant eagle and fly to Mordor, where Will Smith promptly takes the ring from Frodo and kicks him into the volcano, and then takes his position as the new Prince of Mordor wielding the one ring.
Unfortunately as he sits on his throne he finds he is being sent to his aunt and uncle in Hogwarts, Bel-Air. Upon arriving in Hogwarts and learning his destiny to fight He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, he proceeds to being his training in the hyperbolic time-chamber, which he discovers his inner power and achieves super saiyan 2 transformation. With his new powers found, he flies to Dagobah and trains in a swamp with a green midget to learn the ways of the force.
Later on his hand gets cut-off and he proceeds to graft a shotgun to it, then is sent back in time to medieval times where he builds a car with jet engines and runs over the army of the dead with it. Then as the screen fades to black we seen Snape killing Dumbledore.
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I kept expecting this to turn into a Bel-Air, and then it almost did, but then didn't and then I was kinda disappointed.