[Intern Nin]

The moon landing video was a fake, it was actually footage from the top secret mission to Pluto where they harvested vital materials from it's core, which were later used in the manufacturing of earthquake machines and novelty car horns. The loss of it's core caused Pluto to implode and shrink, thus making it too small to be considered a planet.

Paul McCartney is not dead, but he is not living either. He is one of the most high profile undead entities in the history of the music industry.

The Skull and Bones Society is actually a front for a much more insidious organization, whose prerogative is the upkeep and maintenance of a massive underground radio tower, that has since ancient times been sending out waves which scrambles the part of the human brain that would allow you to hear the humpback whales' telepathic messages. The order receives most its funding from the sale of shamwows and other such television advertised novelties.

Lee Harvey Oswald was not at the top of book repository building to shoot Kennedy, he was using that vantage point to snipe the gunmen #1-3 on the grassy knoll and gunman #4 on a Coca-Cola billboard. The locations of these assailants was given to him by his comic book artist friend, who himself received the information from an ancient bat-god.