Millions of years ago, an alien ship crash landed in what would later be known as Australia. To conceal themselves from the locals, the aliens retreated deep underground and began modifying the wildlife and climate to create an environment so inhospitable that even a complete idiot would take one look at it and immediately go home, buying them some time to repair their ship while using Earth as a research outpost.
In response, mankind created an even more complete idiot. The aliens refuse to reveal themselves to this day out of sheer embarrassment.
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