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Thadius · 07-07-2011, 02:34 AM

Spontaneous combustion is a total myth. The human body cannot get warm enough on its own to randomly burst into flames. No, you can thank one of NASA's secret projects for that. Some moron had the bright idea to put a giant magnifying glass into space so that he could see all the stars clearer. Problem being, when it gets in between the Earth and the Sun, somebody is going to fry. Of course, it's very hard to tell when it is and isn't safe to go out...

07-07-2011, 02:34 AM	#10
Thadius BEARD IMPACT Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: MANLY ANGER Posts: 1,977	Spontaneous combustion is a total myth. The human body cannot get warm enough on its own to randomly burst into flames. No, you can thank one of NASA's secret projects for that. Some moron had the bright idea to put a giant magnifying glass into space so that he could see all the stars clearer. Problem being, when it gets in between the Earth and the Sun, somebody is going to fry. Of course, it's very hard to tell when it is and isn't safe to go out... __________________ ANGER HAS NEVER BEEN MORE MANLY THAN THIS.